SHORT OF IDEAS? TAKE A LOOK AT THE WEEKEND NEWSPAPERS

I took the following headlines from those querky little 'fillers' that editors employ to fill the gaps on their pages.

Husband wins £25,000 for 'bereavement' after wife tricked him into believing the children he raised from birth were his, rather than the product of her affairs.

American farmer is eaten by his own pigs.

Mother ran brothel to pay for school fees.

Sex change wife murdered after husband discovered she used to be a man.

Scientists' 10-year tree experiment chopped.

Teacher shoots dead his own son in burglary.

Coma mother loses 13 years of memories.

Pub landlord's dilemma over body in the gents' toilet

French deer hunter shot by own dog.